oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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