You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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