i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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