I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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