Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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