You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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