I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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