how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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