Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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