I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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