shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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