I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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