I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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