guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Randomize
