well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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