UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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