if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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