I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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