ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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