HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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