Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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