If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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