So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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