I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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