what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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