How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Randomize
