i jhust puked up my retainher.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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