you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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