I cut my penus on the lid.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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