How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
