We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
