Whod you bang
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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