I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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