Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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