i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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