We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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