i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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