Got a toothbrush?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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