just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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