It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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