Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so let's talk penis.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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