in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I had to cum in my sink.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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