If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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