I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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