You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
His nipple licking is glorious
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