Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
