Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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