I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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