What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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