why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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