South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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