I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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