I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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