I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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